The Wonder of Having Sons

I (like most everyone out there) have tons of forwards come through my inbox every year and this is one of my favorite ones!! My son isn't old enough to do these things yet but I know they are coming all to soon for two reasons - I have a husband AND a father who would have done all these (if they had had ceiling fans and water beds :-) I've posted it here for you all to enjoy!

THE WONDER OF HAVING SONS for those of you who do, and those smart enough not to
For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad.... be very, very glad....And you also find out very interesting things when you have sons, like ....
1.) A king size wat er-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 10cm deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 15kg Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 5m x 5m room.
5.) You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you he ar the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with white king makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A 6-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
11.) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence
12.) Super Glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jelly.
15.) VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jam sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in East Melbourne has a 3-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the WhiteKing and brake fluid.